Mindset: Hair-tie

*Hair-tie lands near bum*
*Jumps up hastily and peeved*
"Hey, what the? Is that a... what IS that? Did mom just fling that at my butt?!"
*paws at it in protest*
"I shall kill you!"
*sniff sniff*
"Hmm, smells like mom's hair..."
*bites*
"Oh, this is delightful!"
*chomps, bats*
"Don't worry mom, I'll kill it! I got this shiz!" -SMCD