*Jump on bed (scritch scritch scrat of claws on bed), meow, walk in front of computer and stick butt in mom's face* "Hey mom, I love you, pet me. Pet me mom." [*Pet Pet Pet*] *Stand, blocking computer screen, staring at the wall... Jump off bed*
5 minutes later *Jump (scritch scrat scrit) Walk in front of computer, meow, nudge mommy's arm* [*Pet Pet Pet* "Ok Calista. You're blocking the computer screen..."] *Stand and stare at wall. Jump off bed*
4 minutes later: *Jump (Scrit scratch scrit) [Oh god, not again.... *FacePalm*] -SMCD
