Mindset: Where'd the bed go?

"Damn, I'm bored... Hey, is that a wire?"
*BatBatBat*
["Calista! No! NO! Bad! Don't eat the computer wire"]
*Plop* "Aw man!" *BatBatBatCHEW*
["CALISTA!"]
*SulkSigh*
*Stare restlessly*
*Stretch*
"Man... so bored. Well, I'd best find something else to do... uh.... wait a second!!!"
*Roll*
"HOLY SHIT, WHERE'D THE BED GO?!"
*Fall off side of bed, looking intentionally boss unintentionally*
*Single little pitiful paw clings desperately to the side of the bed, but it's far too late*

My Facebook post:
"LMFAO! I've never laughed so hard at my cat before! >XDD She was being a brat, playing with my computer wire on my bed. I kept telling her "No... don't do it!" So she's all restless and antsy, wanting to play, but calming down knowing she better not. Well... she's a LITTLE too close to the edge of the bed... and she rolls over in that "Aw man! Well... better find something else to...." manner before hitting the "HOLY SHIT THERE'S NO MORE BED!!" realization. x'D She rolls over off the bed like a boss that it almost looked smooth and intentional but totally wasn't!! Like, there wasn't even an inch of bed for her to grab onto. It was *Roll* *Realizes there is no bed left and can't even find enough time to react* I saw one pathetic paw clinging to the side for just a split moment. Oh god... only my ungraceful cat could pull a move like that! (This took me like 5 minutes to write because I was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my face!)" -SMCD

Mindset: Hair-tie

*Hair-tie lands near bum*
*Jumps up hastily and peeved*
"Hey, what the? Is that a... what IS that? Did mom just fling that at my butt?!"
*paws at it in protest*
"I shall kill you!"
*sniff sniff*
"Hmm, smells like mom's hair..."
*bites*
"Oh, this is delightful!"
*chomps, bats*
"Don't worry mom, I'll kill it! I got this shiz!" -SMCD